Author Si Page has published a British comedy novel real with pathos and humour... receiving over 110 reviews on AMAZON with over 75 five star reviews... Are you ready for Gretyl Trollop?

Some say she is loud, hairy and obnoxious. Others are less complimentary.
Witness the antics of Gretyl, her long-suffering husband, Albert, the Soddall family who have ‘sod all’ and other great characters in this hilarious comedy novel.
Married for over fifty years, it’s all trouble and strife for the Trollops. They live in a high-rise tower block in London’s East End, where there isn’t enough room to swing a cat.

Gretyl is glued to the TV shopping channels and addicted to car boot sales. Albert finds respite in his allotment and the local bookmakers. They carry on with their separate lives until a mysterious letter threatens to change everything and turn Albert’s world upside down.
Has Gretyl Trollop finally met her match as she takes on Neil Rochester and his cronies in Poncey Bridge?
Can Gretyl play the fraudsters at their own game?
Will she survive the murderous attempts of Arti Chokes?
Does Albert end up missing Gretyl?
Missing Gretyl is a throwback to the golden heyday of British Comedy before the end of the millennium.
Slapstick in nature with larger than life characters, get ready for some serious shock and laughter as you delve into the murky world of car boot sales, holiday scams, female 'eye candy' and a hit man.

The essence of Missing Gretyl is very British in flavour and inspired by wonderful TV characters like Hyacinth Bucket, Del Trotter, Victor Meldrew and Basil Fawlty.

“‘Missing Gretyl’ is a rare treat – a brilliantly written comedy novel that’s genuinely funny.” Mark Stibbe, best selling, award-winning writer.

Missing Gretyl is also available in paperback through Amazon.